Bring the barnyard to your countertops—with gear that’s as functional as it is feathered.
From hen-covered aprons to mugs that mean business, this collection brings the sass to every stir, sip, and scramble.
🧤 Henpecked & Heat-Ready: Oven mitts that handle the heat—and the punchlines.
☕ Peckish & Proud: Start your morning with strong coffee and stronger chicken energy.
🪶 Farmhouse Flavor: For baking treats or hosting brunch, this kitchenware adds charm to every cluckin’ meal.
Perfect for gift-givers, flock-feeders, and anyone who knows chickens belong in the kitchen—even if they’re not on the table.
Clancy Says: “Real roosters season with sarcasm.”
