Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
A keeper’s basic that actually works. Martin’s Pen & Poultry Spray is a ready-to-use 0.5% permethrin formula for controlling lice, mites, and other labeled pests on your birds and in their housing. The dual-setting trigger lets you mist birds gently or target high-pressure areas like roosts, crevices, and nest boxes. No mixing. No guesswork. Just straightforward pest control—coop and birds covered.
Backyard flock keepers and small farms who need an easy, on-label way to handle lice, mites, and creepy crawlies—without mixing concentrates or compromising safety.
Poultry lice
Mites (and other pests listed on the label)
Residual protection up to 28 days with proper use
Shake well before each use
For birds (fine mist): Lightly mist feathers to contact pests directly
For coops (stream): Spray roosts, cracks, walls, nests—anywhere pests hide
Reapply every 28 days if needed
Avoid breathing spray or vapor; follow safety guidelines (see below)
Important: Except when applying directly to birds, avoid entering treated areas until spray has dried. Use PPE.
CAUTION: Harmful if absorbed through skin. Avoid contact with eyes, skin, and clothing
Wear: Long sleeves, long pants, shoes/socks, and chemical-resistant gloves (nitrile, neoprene, or PVC)
Environmental: Toxic to bees during bloom and aquatic life—do not apply near open water or blooming plants
First Aid (Skin): Rinse skin for 15–20 min if contact occurs; remove contaminated clothing and call poison control/doctor. Have label on hand.
Permethrin: 0.50%
Other ingredients: 99.50%
Total: 100%
Size: 32 oz (quart)
Bottle: Trigger sprayer with dual settings
Fine Mist: For over-bird application
Stream: For coop surfaces, cracks, roosts
Store cool, dry, and away from children or animals
Do not pour unused product down drains or on the ground
Non-refillable container: Recycle if available or follow local disposal laws
EPA Reg. No.: 53883-26
Manufacturer: Control Solutions, Inc.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (Print-on-demand items ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It
“Hit the roosts, hit the seams—leave the drama to the chickens.”
Always read and follow the entire product label. Do not use in outdoor residential misting systems.
