Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Safer Alternative: The Prima Heat Lamp features a plastic grill that acts as a protective shield for the bulb, minimizing the risk of fire hazards and accidental damage.
High-Quality Materials: Crafted with glass-reinforced plastic, this heat lamp offers exceptional resistance to high temperatures, ensuring long-lasting durability and reliability for daily use in your brooder.
Optimal Usage: To ensure safety and effectiveness, the Prima Heat Lamp should not be used in confined spaces or placed in barrels for warming chicks. Adequate ventilation is essential for proper heat dispersion and creating a comfortable environment for your hatchlings.
Easy Setup: The Prima Heat Lamp is easy to set up, making it a hassle-free addition to your poultry-raising setup. Simply install it in your brooder and watch as your chicks enjoy the cozy warmth it provides.
Essential Warmth: Providing the essential warmth your chicks need during their early stages of development, the Prima Heat Lamp creates a comfortable environment for them to thrive in.
Heartwarming Comfort: With the Prima Heat Lamp, say goodbye to chilly nights and welcome a cozy haven for your chicks. Watch as they snuggle under the radiant glow, feeling the love and care that this exceptional lamp provides.
Purchased a premier one heat lamp. The price and customer service were excellent! Quick shipping! I will use again!