Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Safer Alternative: The Prima Heat Lamp features a plastic grill that acts as a protective shield for the bulb, minimizing the risk of fire hazards and accidental damage.
High-Quality Materials: Crafted with glass-reinforced plastic, this heat lamp offers exceptional resistance to high temperatures, ensuring long-lasting durability and reliability for daily use in your brooder.
Optimal Usage: To ensure safety and effectiveness, the Prima Heat Lamp should not be used in confined spaces or placed in barrels for warming chicks. Adequate ventilation is essential for proper heat dispersion and creating a comfortable environment for your hatchlings.
Easy Setup: The Prima Heat Lamp is easy to set up, making it a hassle-free addition to your poultry-raising setup. Simply install it in your brooder and watch as your chicks enjoy the cozy warmth it provides.
Essential Warmth: Providing the essential warmth your chicks need during their early stages of development, the Prima Heat Lamp creates a comfortable environment for them to thrive in.
Heartwarming Comfort: With the Prima Heat Lamp, say goodbye to chilly nights and welcome a cozy haven for your chicks. Watch as they snuggle under the radiant glow, feeling the love and care that this exceptional lamp provides.
Purchased a premier one heat lamp. The price and customer service were excellent! Quick shipping! I will use again!