Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Sip in style all season. The Chicken Snowflakes Stainless Steel Tumbler keeps hot cocoa cozy and iced coffee frosty—while the wintery chicken design does the festive heavy lifting. Sleek, durable, and ready for errands, markets, and coop checks in chilly weather.
Holiday market regulars, cocoa-at-coop romantics, road-trip keepers with caffeine commitments, and anyone whose winter vibe is “fa-la-la-la-flock.”
Material: high-grade stainless steel (vacuum-style build)
Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
Size: 3.11″ × 8.42″ (7.9 × 21.4 cm) cylindrical profile—easy to hold; fits many standard cup holders
Set: secure lid + reusable metal straw for eco-friendly sipping
Design: festive Chicken Snowflakes wrap graphic
Pre-warm (for hot) or pre-chill (for cold) with water for 2–3 minutes for best temperature hold.
Keep upright in bags/vehicles for maximum spill resistance.
Not intended for carbonated beverages.
Hand-wash only. Do not microwave or run through the dishwasher. Wash the straw and lid thoroughly after each use; avoid abrasive scrubbers on the printed surface.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.
Printed/produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Hot cocoa for you, warm mash for them. That’s winter diplomacy.”
Arrived well protected. Cute, well made.
