Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
The Endless Chickens Utility Crossbody Bag is your perfect travel companion—compact, durable, and designed for adventure. Whether you're out hiking, heading to a festival, or just running errands, this bag will keep your essentials close at hand in style.
100% Polyester: Tough, water-resistant fabric that’s made to last.
Fabric Weight: 9 oz./yd² (305 g/m²) for a durable, sturdy feel.
Bag Size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 cm × 19.5 cm × 5 cm) — perfect for your phone, wallet, keys, and more.
Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l) — holds just enough without being bulky.
Water-Resistant: Designed to withstand light rain and keep your things dry.
Inside & Outside Pockets: Organize small items like cards, coins, or lip balm with ease.
Adjustable Strap: Customize the fit to your comfort.
Two-Way Zipper: Offers easy access from either side for convenience.
Made to order, the Endless Chickens Utility Crossbody Bag offers sustainability and practicality in one stylish package. It may take a little longer to get to you, but your thoughtful purchase contributes to reducing overproduction!