Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
When errands need storage and your mood needs backup. This organic cotton tote hauls groceries, books, and egg cartons—plus whatever truth you’re carrying today.
Farmers’ market regulars, roadside egg slingers, and chaotic do-it-all keepers who prefer canvas over plastic and sarcasm over small talk.
Roomy + tough: 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″, up to 30 lb
Shoulder-friendly 1″ × 24.5″ straps
Open main compartment, zero fuss
100% certified organic cotton (8 oz/yd² twill)
Fabric: organic cotton 3/1 twill • Blank sourced from India
Spot clean or hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. No bleach. Iron low from reverse if needed.
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
“Snacks? Lies? Either way—carry it with conviction.”
