Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Whether you’re hauling eggs, grain, or an entire emotional breakdown after coop cleanup—Clancy approves. This oversized organic cotton tote swallows 6 gallons of “don’t ask what’s in the bag” and carries up to 30 lb without flinching. Durable, spacious, and printed with Clancy’s stamp of approval, it’s the official carry-all for the folks doing the real work behind the scenes (and under the roost).
Find the 3-gallon version here.
Farmers’ market haulers, egg-route heroes, feed-store sprinters, and any keeper who believes one trip from the car is a moral victory.
Material: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
Volume: 6 gallons • Max load: 30 lb (13.6 kg)
Straps: dual 1″ (2.5 cm) wide, 25″ (63.5 cm) long—easy shoulder carry
Compartment: spacious open main—no fuss, all haul
Decoration: bold Clancy Approved front graphic
Spot clean or hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. Do not bleach. If needed, iron low on the reverse of the print.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
Printed/produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Shade for the keeper, snacks for the hens, everything else in the bag. Approved.”