Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Control the chaos, spare your shins. This 48" Poultry Leg Hook gives you safe reach and steady control for catching spicy roosters or hard-to-grab birds—without a full-contact rodeo.
Light but tough: Weighs just 10 oz; built from ¼" stainless steel rod
Secure catch: Rounded, tapered loop fits legs from 0.19" to 0.84"
Comfort grip: High-impact plastic handle for steady, one-hand use
Real-world tool: Ideal for spurring roosters, ill-tempered birds, or quick medical checks
Length: 48"
Weight: 10 oz
Rod: ¼" stainless steel
Loop opening: 0.19"–0.84" (rounded taper)
Handle: High-impact plastic
Approach calmly (meal times help).
Slide the loop above the foot (tarsus), not around toes.
Hook, then support—close distance, hand-carry by the body as soon as you can.
Move bird to a safe, contained spot for handling.
Aim for leg, not neck or wings—this is for quick restraint, not dragging.
Use on dry, non-slip footing to prevent falls.
Pair with a towel or coop net for a two-step catch on Olympic escapees.
Practice your reach/angle on a calm bird first so you’re smooth when it counts.
Humane handling only. Support the bird’s body ASAP to reduce stress.
Not for chicks or lightweight juveniles.
Inspect the loop for burrs; de-burr if needed.
Rinse and dry after use; stainless resists rust but appreciates care.
Not a toy. Keep away from kids and curious beaks.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Hook the leg, save your dignity. No chasing, less cussing.”
