Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cold chores, hot opinions. The My Clancy Approved Flockin’ Chore Hat is a cuffed beanie with Clancy’s no-fluff stamp up front—built to keep your ears warm while you wrangle waterers, toss scratch, and ignore unsolicited advice.
Backyard keepers who want a cozy, form-fitting beanie that works hard, looks sharp, and passes the rooster’s standards.
Fabric: 60% cotton / 40% acrylic (breathable, soft, and warm)
Fit: cuffed, form-fitting, one size fits most
Decoration: embroidered “Clancy Approved” graphic
Snug out of the bag (that’s on purpose). The cuff lets you fine-tune ear coverage; cotton/acrylic blend keeps shape without itch.
Hand wash cold, mild detergent
Reshape and lay flat to dry (brim/cuff facing up; avoid stretching)
Do not bleach; do not tumble dry; do not iron embroidery
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It
“Warm ears. Clear head. Better decisions.”
