Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
You thought you were in charge. He crowed. You were wrong. The “I Work for a Rooster” racerback tank is lightweight, form-fitting, and raw-edged—built for dodging spurs, hauling feed, and telling the truth about your boss.
Light & breathable: Stays cool through chores and heat waves.
Flattering racerback: Moves with you; straps stay put.
Raw-edge style: Broken-in look from day one.
Statement graphic: Broadcasts your employment status—no HR required.
Fit: Women’s fitted racerback (size up if between sizes)
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron decoration
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Know your manager. He crows at sunrise.”
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 26 ⅛ | 15 ¼ |
| S | 26 ¾ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 27 ⅜ | 17 ¼ |
| L | 28 | 18 ¼ |
| XL | 28 ⅝ | 19 ¼ |
