Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Before coffee? Let’s just say… I pecked. This bold, high-opacity vinyl sticker warns innocent bystanders while upgrading your water bottle, laptop, feeder bucket—whatever needs personality (or a caution label). Durable, weather-resistant, and easy to apply. Proceed with coffee.
Farm-tough vinyl: Weatherproof, fade- and scratch-resistant.
Bubble-free app: High-opacity film lays down smooth.
Everywhere energy: Bottles, laptops, egg totes, barn fridge.
Keeper humor: Instant solidarity from anyone who’s met a Monday hen.
Size:3" × 3"
Material: Durable, high-opacity vinyl
Application: Fast, bubble-free (clean surface first)
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Caffeinate first. Peck later.”
