Green Chicken Feet Headband

You work hard. Your chickens work harder. At least one of you deserves a sweat-wicking crown of chaos. This soft-stretch headband rocks disturbingly realistic green chicken feet—because why blend in when you can strut like a county-fair rooster?

Why You’ll Love It

• Moisture-wicking: Keeps sweat where it belongs—not in your eyes.

• Soft stretch: Snug, comfy fit that won’t pinch during chores or PRs.

• Ridiculously fun: Instant conversation starter.

• One size fits most: Flexible fit for coop runs.

Specs & Care

• Fabric: 82% polyester, 18% spandex (smooth, quick-dry)

• Fit: One size fits most; unisex

• Care: Machine wash cold, gentle; lay flat to dry; no bleach/iron

• Note: Not recommended for actual chickens. Unless Clancy insists.

Perfect For

• Collecting eggs in style

• Causing harmless chaos at the gym

• Secret chicken-themed cosplay

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Feet on your head. Head in the game.”

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