Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
You work hard. Your chickens work harder. At least one of you deserves a sweat-wicking crown of chaos. This soft-stretch headband rocks disturbingly realistic gray chicken feet—because why blend in when you can strut like a county-fair rooster?
Moisture-wicking: Keeps sweat where it belongs—not in your eyes.
Soft stretch: Snug, comfy fit that won’t pinch during chores or PRs.
Ridiculously fun: Instant conversation starter.
One size fits most: Flexible fit for coop runs.
Fabric: 82% polyester, 18% spandex (smooth, quick-dry)
Fit: One size fits most; unisex
Care: Machine wash cold, gentle; lay flat to dry; no bleach/iron
Note: Not recommended for actual chickens. Unless Clancy insists.
Collecting eggs in style
Causing harmless chaos at the gym
Secret chicken-themed cosplay
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Feet on your head. Head in the game.”
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| M | 2 | 9 ½ |
| L | 2 ⅛ | 10 ¼ |
