Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
You’re doing your best. This tank gets it. The “Get Your Flock Together” racerback is lightweight, breathable, and fitted just enough to flatter—without slowing you down when a hen makes a break for it. Tri-blend fabric plus raw-edge seams = comfy, chaos-ready, and a little unhinged (in a good way).
Featherweight comfort: Soft, breathable tri-blend that moves with you.
Flattering racerback: Stay-put straps for sprinting after escapees.
Raw-edge style: Broken-in look from day one.
Real talk graphic: A polite nudge to the flock—and the world.
Fit: Women’s fitted racerback (size up if you prefer extra room)
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron decoration
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“If your flock won’t get it together, at least your outfit did.”
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 26 ⅛ | 15 ¼ |
| S | 26 ¾ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 27 ⅜ | 17 ¼ |
| L | 28 | 18 ¼ |
| XL | 28 ⅝ | 19 ¼ |
