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We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Chickens with backbone. Keepers with taste.

Get Your Flock Together Dad Hat

Bad hair day? Birds on the barbecue? Try again. The Get Your Flock Together dad hat is low-profile, unstructured cotton twill with a curved visor, and an adjustable strap—sun off your face, sarcasm front and center.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Low-profile comfort: Breathable, unstructured cotton twill.

  • Curved visor: Blocks glare; preserves side-eye.

  • Adjustable strap: One hat, many crises—fits them all.

  • Bold graphic: A gentle nudge to your flock (and your life).

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“If the flock won’t get it together, at least your hat did.”