We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Feral Hen Energy Women's Racerback Tank

Unhinged. Sunlit. Absolutely unstoppable. The Feral Hen Energy racerback tank is featherweight, breathable, and cut to flatter—so you can chase rogue hens, haul water, and aggressively pretend everything’s fine. Tri-blend fabric and raw-edge seams = instant favorite.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Featherweight comfort: Soft, breathable tri-blend that moves with you.

  • Racerback fit: Stay-put straps for chore days and chaos sprints.

  • Raw-edge vibes: Broken-in look from day one.

  • Loud & proud: Graphic that matches your main character poultry energy.

Fit & Care

  • Fit: Women’s fitted racerback (size up for extra room)

  • Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron decoration

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“If unhinged gets it done, crow about it.”

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 26 ⅛ 15 ¼
S 26 ¾ 16 ¼
M 27 ⅜ 17 ¼
L 28 18 ¼
XL 28 ⅝ 19 ¼