Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Unhinged. Sunlit. Absolutely unstoppable. The Feral Hen Energy racerback tank is featherweight, breathable, and cut to flatter—so you can chase rogue hens, haul water, and aggressively pretend everything’s fine. Tri-blend fabric and raw-edge seams = instant favorite.
Featherweight comfort: Soft, breathable tri-blend that moves with you.
Racerback fit: Stay-put straps for chore days and chaos sprints.
Raw-edge vibes: Broken-in look from day one.
Loud & proud: Graphic that matches your main character poultry energy.
Fit: Women’s fitted racerback (size up for extra room)
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron decoration
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“If unhinged gets it done, crow about it.”
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 26 ⅛ | 15 ¼ |
| S | 26 ¾ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 27 ⅜ | 17 ¼ |
| L | 28 | 18 ¼ |
| XL | 28 ⅝ | 19 ¼ |
