$55.00 USD 
$64.25 USD 
You know the one: scales fences, dodges hawks, sasses you from the truck roof. This shirt is for her—and for you if you are her. The Feral Hen Energy tee is ultra-soft, lightweight, and just stretchy enough for chasing chickens or being a menace to mediocrity.
Soft & light: 4.2 oz/yd² combed, ring-spun cotton (heathers may include poly).
Classic unisex fit: Easy, everyday silhouette that moves.
Pre-shrunk & side-seamed: Holds shape after repeat wear.
Bold graphic: Broadcasts your feral main-character energy.
Fit: True to size; size up for extra room or layering.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron decoration.
Note: Fabric content can vary by color (heathers often include poly).
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Unbothered. Unsupervised. Unstoppable.”
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
