We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Feral Hen Energy Sticker

Stick it on your laptop, bottle, brooder—heck, your forehead. The Feral Hen Energy sticker is durable, high-gloss vinyl with a bubble-free backing: a tiny, portable warning label for anyone who underestimates loud, free-range living.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Barn-proof: Tough, waterproof vinyl that shrugs off coop life.

  • Clean apply: High-opacity film with bubble-free backing.

  • Everywhere energy: Bottles, laptops, brooders, clipboards—your call.

Application tip: Clean and dry the surface; peel and smooth from one edge.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Unbothered. Unsupervised. Unstoppable.”