Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Graceful? No. Effective? Absolutely. The Feral Hen Energy garden flag is weather-resistant polyester with a pole hem that flies your chaos credentials by the coop, in the garden, or right at the mailbox as a warning label and a life motto.
Backyard-tough: Weather-resistant polyester that pops in sun and drizzle.
Easy to hang: Pole hem fits standard garden flag stands.
Size: 12" x 17"
Loud & proud: Lets the block know the flock does not care for your rules.
Anywhere energy: Coop gate, porch post, garden path, mailbox—your call.
Bring indoors during extreme storms to extend life.
Pole not included.
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Unbothered. Unsupervised. Unstoppable.”
