We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Feral Hen Energy Garden Flag

Graceful? No. Effective? Absolutely. The Feral Hen Energy garden flag is weather-resistant polyester with a pole hem that flies your chaos credentials by the coop, in the garden, or right at the mailbox as a warning label and a life motto. 

Why You’ll Love It

Backyard-tough: Weather-resistant polyester that pops in sun and drizzle.

Easy to hang: Pole hem fits standard garden flag stands.

Size: 12" x 17"

Loud & proud: Lets the block know the flock does not care for your rules.

Anywhere energy: Coop gate, porch post, garden path, mailbox—your call.

Notes

  • Bring indoors during extreme storms to extend life.

  • Pole not included.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Unbothered. Unsupervised. Unstoppable.”