Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Make your egg stand impossible to miss. The Farm Fresh Eggs Garden Flag is bright, bold, and built to work—100% polyester with a pole hem for quick hanging. Lightweight fabric and saturated color pop from the road, rain or shine.
Eye-catching from a distance: Vibrant color = more slow-downs and turn-ins.
Weather ready: Durable polyester handles sun, wind, and drizzle.
Easy to hang: Pole hem slides onto standard garden flag stands.
Roadside charm: Adds legit farm-stand vibes while pointing customers to your eggs.
Place near the road with clear sightlines.
Pair with a price board or arrow sign for maximum “pull-over now” energy.
Bring indoors during extreme storms to extend life.
100% polyester, lightweight with vibrant print
Pole hem (stand not included)
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“If they can’t see it, they can’t buy it. Fly the flag.”
