Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Hydrate like you mean it. The Endless Chickens tumbler is high-grade stainless steel with a metal straw + lid, built to keep drinks hot or cold while you chase hens, errands, or both. Slim, cylindrical profile = easy grip and cup-holder friendly.
All-day temp hold: Stainless keeps hot hot, cold cold.
On-the-go kit: Includes metal straw and tight-fit lid for spill-smarter sips.
Built tough: Durable steel that shrugs off real life.
Sleek silhouette: Clean, cylindrical design from top to bottom.
Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
Dimensions: 3.11″ × 8.42″ — fits most cup holders
Material: High-grade stainless steel
Care: Hand-wash only; not microwave- or dishwasher-safe
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Fill it. Close it. Flock on.”
