We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Endless Chickens Headband

Endless birds, endless chaos control. The Endless Chickens headband is soft, stretchy, and moisture-wicking with a comfy, stay-put fit—so you can lift, sprint, or strut into Friday night with hair that minds its business.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Moisture-wicking: Keeps sweat out of your eyes mid-workout or mid-muck-out.

  • Soft stretch: Snug, comfy fit that won’t pinch or slide.

  • Everyday style: Endless chicken print = instant conversation starter.

  • One size: Flexible, unisex fit for most heads.

Specs & Care

  • Fabric: 82% polyester, 18% spandex

  • Weight: 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²) ±5%

  • Origin: Blank components sourced from China

  • Care: Machine wash cold, gentle; lay flat to dry; no bleach/iron on print

Shipping & Timing 

This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:

“Endless chickens. Zero flyaways.”

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
M 2 9 ½
L 2 ⅛ 10 ¼