Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Endless birds, endless chaos control. The Endless Chickens headband is soft, stretchy, and moisture-wicking with a comfy, stay-put fit—so you can lift, sprint, or strut into Friday night with hair that minds its business.
Moisture-wicking: Keeps sweat out of your eyes mid-workout or mid-muck-out.
Soft stretch: Snug, comfy fit that won’t pinch or slide.
Everyday style: Endless chicken print = instant conversation starter.
One size: Flexible, unisex fit for most heads.
Fabric: 82% polyester, 18% spandex
Weight: 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²) ±5%
Origin: Blank components sourced from China
Care: Machine wash cold, gentle; lay flat to dry; no bleach/iron on print
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
“Endless chickens. Zero flyaways.”
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| M | 2 | 9 ½ |
| L | 2 ⅛ | 10 ¼ |
