Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Two free hands = fewer dropped egg cartons. The Endless Chickens fanny pack is water-resistant, featherlight, and festival-to-feed-store ready—with an adjustable strap, silky lining, and a sneaky inner pocket for keys, chapstick, or emergency mealworms.
Hands-free hustle: Wear crossbody or at the waist for markets, travel, or chores.
Weather-savvy: Water-resistant polyester shrugs off drizzle and dust.
Smart storage: Top zip with dual sliders + inner pocket keeps small stuff corralled.
All-day fit: 1¼″ adjustable strap with smooth regulators—dial in comfort.
Quality finish: Silky lining and piped hems = durable, not dumpy.
Material: 100% polyester; 9 oz/yd²
Size: 6.5″ H × 13″ W × 2.75″ D
Capacity: 0.37 gal —phone, wallet, snacks, sanity
Care: Spot clean; air dry. Don’t machine wash, bleach, or iron print/hardware.
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Two hands free. Zero excuses.”
Size guide
| FANNY PACK CIRCUMFERENCE (inches) | |
| S/M | 27 ⅝-37 ¾ |
| M/L | 35 ⅜-52 ⅜ |
