Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Stop feeding the floor. This 15 lb DOUBLE-TUF® feeder pairs a feed saver ring with impact-resistant plastic and a snap-on lid to keep rations clean, dry, and in the beaks that matter. Quick assembly, easy carry, less mess.
15 lb capacity: Fewer refills for small–medium flocks.
Less waste: Built-in feed saver ring curbs billing and scatter.
Weather smart: Plastic lid helps keep rain and freeloaders out.
Built to last: Impact-resistant plastic won’t rust or corrode.
Grab & go: Integrated carry handle + fast, tool-free setup.
Capacity: 15 lb feed
Material: Impact-resistant plastic
Design: Hopper with integrated feed saver ring; snap-fit lid; carry handle
Use: Coop or sheltered outdoor areas
Place on a level surface; pull bedding back from the tray.
Set height on a stand/block so the rim sits at bird back height to reduce toss.
Keep the lid on; refill before empty to minimize peck-fight chaos.
Rinse often; scrub weekly with mild soap to prevent slime.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Feed the flock, not the floor.”
