We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

It’s not just a shirt—it’s a warning. The Don’t Talk to Me Until I Crow tee is lightweight, soft, and pre-shrunk with a relaxed women’s fit you can actually move in. Perfect for dawn chores, coffee runs, and delaying opinions until caffeine.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Buttery-soft: Lightweight cotton blend that feels broken-in.

  • Relaxed fit: Easy silhouette—great solo or layered.

  • Pre-shrunk: Wash, wear, repeat without weird surprises.

  • Blunt truth: Graphic that sets expectations before sunrise.

Fit & Care

  • Fit: Women’s relaxed

  • Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron decoration

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“If you speak before coffee, you better cluck.”

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12 7 ¾
M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16 8 ¼
L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20 8 ¾
XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24 9 ½
2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28 10 ¼
3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32 10 ¾