We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

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For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Don't Talk To Me Before I Crow Garden Flag

Set the tone before you’ve said a word. The Don’t Talk To Me Before I Crow garden flag is weather-resistant polyester with a pole hem—perfect for the coop, porch, or your caffeine-only zone. It’s simple: approach with caution. 

Why You’ll Love It

  • Backyard-tough: Weather-resistant polyester stands up to sun and drizzle.

  • Easy hang: Pole hem fits standard garden flag stands.

  • Loud & clear: Pre-coffee boundary visible from the sidewalk.

  • Size: 12" x 17"

  • Anywhere energy: Coop gate, porch, garden—your call.

Notes

  • Bring indoors during extreme storms to extend life.

  • Pole not included.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“If you speak before coffee, you better cluck.”