We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Don't Talk to Me Before I Crow Women's Racerback Tank

Before coffee. Before chores. Before anyone speaks. The “Don’t Talk to Me Before I Crow” racerback tank is soft, breathable, and fitted where it counts—so you can handle feed runs, rooster negotiations, and silent glares without breaking a sweat. Tri-blend fabric with raw-edge seams gives it that lived-in favorite feel from day one.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Breezy & comfy: Lightweight tri-blend that moves with you.

  • Racerback fit: Flattering, stay-put straps for chore mode or cardio.

  • Raw-edge seams: Broken-in look without the break-in period.

  • Statement graphic: Says what your pre-caffeine face is thinking.

Fit & Care

  • Fit: Women’s fitted racerback (size up if you like more room)

  • Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron decoration

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“If you say ‘Good morning,’ you better cluck.”

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 26 ⅛ 15 ¼
S 26 ¾ 16 ¼
M 27 ⅜ 17 ¼
L 28 18 ¼
XL 28 ⅝ 19 ¼