Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Before coffee. Before chores. Before anyone speaks. The “Don’t Talk to Me Before I Crow” racerback tank is soft, breathable, and fitted where it counts—so you can handle feed runs, rooster negotiations, and silent glares without breaking a sweat. Tri-blend fabric with raw-edge seams gives it that lived-in favorite feel from day one.
Breezy & comfy: Lightweight tri-blend that moves with you.
Racerback fit: Flattering, stay-put straps for chore mode or cardio.
Raw-edge seams: Broken-in look without the break-in period.
Statement graphic: Says what your pre-caffeine face is thinking.
Fit: Women’s fitted racerback (size up if you like more room)
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron decoration
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“If you say ‘Good morning,’ you better cluck.”
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 26 ⅛ | 15 ¼ |
| S | 26 ¾ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 27 ⅜ | 17 ¼ |
| L | 28 | 18 ¼ |
| XL | 28 ⅝ | 19 ¼ |
