Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Hydration plus conversation bait. The Discuss Chickens bottle is double-walled, vacuum-insulated stainless steel that keeps hot hot, cold cold, and your chicken chats flowing. A wide-mouth foldable straw makes quick sips easy, a rotating handle nails the grab-and-go, and the anti-slip base patch keeps it from swan-diving off the truck bed.
Temp locked: Vacuum insulation for all-day hot/cold.
One-hand friendly: Foldable straw + rotating handle = sip, haul, repeat.
Stays put: Anti-slip patch for coop tables and market stands.
Glossy finish: Clean look that holds up to barn life.
Material: Double-walled stainless steel, vacuum-insulated
Capacity: 32 oz (950 ml)
Dimensions: 9.92″ H × 3.54″
Lid: Plastic cap with wide-mouth foldable straw
Finish: Glossy; anti-slip base patch; rotating carry handle
Hand-wash only. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Don’t freeze. Vent before sipping very hot liquids. Not recommended for carbonated beverages with a straw lid. Keep the straw and lid clean for best flow.
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Hydrate, then debate. Chickens first, opinions second.”
