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For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Discuss Chickens Stainless Steel Water Bottle with Straw Lid

Hydration plus conversation bait. The Discuss Chickens bottle is double-walled, vacuum-insulated stainless steel that keeps hot hot, cold cold, and your chicken chats flowing. A wide-mouth foldable straw makes quick sips easy, a rotating handle nails the grab-and-go, and the anti-slip base patch keeps it from swan-diving off the truck bed.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Temp locked: Vacuum insulation for all-day hot/cold.

  • One-hand friendly: Foldable straw + rotating handle = sip, haul, repeat.

  • Stays put: Anti-slip patch for coop tables and market stands.

  • Glossy finish: Clean look that holds up to barn life.

Specs

  • Material: Double-walled stainless steel, vacuum-insulated

  • Capacity: 32 oz (950 ml)

  • Dimensions: 9.92″ H × 3.54″ 

  • Lid: Plastic cap with wide-mouth foldable straw

  • Finish: Glossy; anti-slip base patch; rotating carry handle

Care

Hand-wash only. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Don’t freeze. Vent before sipping very hot liquids. Not recommended for carbonated beverages with a straw lid. Keep the straw and lid clean for best flow.

Shipping & Timing

This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Hydrate, then debate. Chickens first, opinions second.”