Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Slide in, strut out. These Denim Chicken Feet slip-ons bring quirky keeper energy with real-life comfort: breathable lining, soft removable insoles, and a grippy EVA rubber outsole for market laps and mailbox sprints. No laces, no fuss—just chicken feet that outrun the drama.
All-day comfy: Soft, removable insoles cushion chores and errands.
Easy on/off: Elastic side accents = quick slip, secure fit.
Built to move: Lightweight canvas upper + EVA rubber outsole for traction.
Coop-chic: Denim coloring with chicken feet—subtle from afar, delightful up close.
Padded where it counts: Collar & tongue for zero rub zones.
Upper: 100% polyester canvas (printed, cut, and handmade)
Outsole: EVA rubber
Lining/Insole: Breathable lining; soft, removable insoles
Care: Spot clean with mild soap; air dry. Don’t machine wash, soak, or bleach.
Women’s sizing; if you’re between sizes or plan to wear thicker socks, size up for comfort. Removable insoles = easy to add your own orthotics.
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Slip on. Strut off. Try not to start a parade.”
