Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Bright cover, sharper plans. The Colorful Roosters spiral notebook packs a soft-touch cover and 140 dotted pages for lists, sketches, egg math, and “stop pecking my boots” reminders.
Soft-touch cover: Premium feel that survives tote life.
Dotted pages (140): Flexible for notes, grids, or coop diagrams.
Wire-O binding: Lays flat for one-handed scribbling mid-chaos.
Just-right size: US 5.5″×8.5″ —carry friendly.
Pages: 140 dotted
Binding: Metal wire-O
Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd²
Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd²
Made in: USA & Sweden
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Write it down or chase it later.”
