We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Cluck You Very Much Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

Soft tee. Sharp tongue. Welcome to the flock. The Cluck You Very Much women’s tee pairs a relaxed fit with unapologetic attitude—feather-light, pre-shrunk, and comfy enough for chores or a blazer-powered Zoom ambush.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Buttery-soft: Lightweight combed, ring-spun cotton (heathers may include poly).

  • Relaxed fit: Easy drape that moves without clinging.

  • Built to last: Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction.

  • Bold graphic: Clancy’s signature side-eye included.

Fit & Care

  • Fit: Women’s relaxed; size down for closer fit, up for extra slouch.

  • Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron decoration.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Add coffee. Reduce witnesses.”

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12 7 ¾
M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16 8 ¼
L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20 8 ¾
XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24 9 ½
2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28 10 ¼
3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32 10 ¾