We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Cluck You Very Much Unisex Hoodie

Comfort level: emotionally unavailable. Sarcasm level: printed on your chest. The Cluck You Very Much hoodie is ultra-soft fleece with a roomy pouch pocket and a warm 3-panel hood—perfect for the coop, the feed store, or avoiding your neighbors with style.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Warm as cluck: Soft fleece that crushes chilly chores.

  • Everyday build: Classic pouch pocket + 3-panel hood = instant comfort.

  • Bold honesty: Iconic graphic that says it so you don’t have to.

Fit & Care

  • Fit: Runs small—size up unless you like a tight hug from fabric and feelings.

  • Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron over graphic.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Cozy outside. Chaotic inside. Perfect.”

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32