Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Comfort level: emotionally unavailable. Sarcasm level: printed on your chest. The Cluck You Very Much hoodie is ultra-soft fleece with a roomy pouch pocket and a warm 3-panel hood—perfect for the coop, the feed store, or avoiding your neighbors with style.
Warm as cluck: Soft fleece that crushes chilly chores.
Everyday build: Classic pouch pocket + 3-panel hood = instant comfort.
Bold honesty: Iconic graphic that says it so you don’t have to.
Fit: Runs small—size up unless you like a tight hug from fabric and feelings.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron over graphic.
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Cozy outside. Chaotic inside. Perfect.”
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
