We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Cluck You Very Much Unisex T-Shirt

Clancy’s done being polite. Now he’s on your shirt. The Cluck You Very Much tee is ultra-soft, lightweight, and a little stretchy—perfect for dawn chores, myth-busting rants, or silently judging someone’s coop design. Grit, not glitter.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Soft & light: 4.2 oz/yd² combed, ring-spun cotton (heathers may include poly).

  • Classic unisex fit: Easy, everyday silhouette that moves.

  • Pre-shrunk & side-seamed: Holds shape through real-life wear.

  • Bold graphic: Clancy’s iconic side-eye, front and center.

Fit & Care

  • Fit: True to size; size up for extra room or layering.

  • Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron decoration.

  • Note: Fabric content can vary by color (heathers often include poly).

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Add coffee. Reduce witnesses.”

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53