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It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
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Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Because your mouth runs on caffeine—and judgment. The Cluck You Very Much travel mug is 25 oz stainless steel with a sturdy handle, spill-resistant press-in lid, and a cup-holder friendly base—for feed runs, commutes, and rogue-chick chases.
Double duty: Holds caffeine and your don’t-mess-with-me energy.
Spill-resistant lid: Press-in design = less mess, more mood.
Stainless tough: Keeps drinks hot/cold longer than Facebook myths.
Grip & go: Handle + slim base fits most car cup holders.
Safer materials: Lead & BPA-free.
Capacity: 25 oz (739 ml)
Dimensions: 7.9" H × 3.3" top × 2.7" base
Material: Stainless steel body; press-in plastic lid
Care: Hand-wash only (not microwave-safe)
Note: Pop the lid before pouring hot liquids.
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Add coffee. Reduce witnesses.”
The cup is absolutely amazing! I'm a rebel and wash 99% of my tumblers in the dishwasher! *gasp* this cup has survived being washed multiple times a week in the dishwasher and Clancy and his cluck you very much are still good as new.
Perfect mug to take to work. Ideal for anything hot or cold. I even made sure it was leak proof for the purpose of mixing in drink mix with water. I can completely turn it upside down and NO LEAKS! I love it!
Clancy sure looks great on this stainless steel travel mug. Tough enough to take to the garden or barn and keep your drink cool. Nice seal on the lid so no spills and no bugs sneaking in for a dip. Love the large handle so I can easily slip my hand in to comfortably carry it, even with my work gloves on. The bold design is eye catching and Clancy’s sassy quote gives everyone a chuckle. It also fits securely in the cup holder in my truck. No rattling or tipping.
I absolutely love this mug! The design is hilarious and gets compliments everywhere I go. It’s sturdy, easy to hold with the handle, and keeps my coffee hot for hours. Perfect for farm chores or running errands. Great quality and totally worth it—Cluck It All nailed it with this one!
This mug woke me up—and not just because of the caffeine. The Cluck You Very Much Travel Mug is basically Clancy the Rooster in beverage-holding form: bold, unbothered, and ready to judge your life choices before sunrise.
It keeps my coffee hotter than Clancy’s side-eye when I forget his morning corn ration, and the spill-resistant lid? Let's just say it's survived several “Clancy ambushes” and one dramatic trip over a garden rake. Plus, the handle is sturdy enough to double as a chicken-deflecting device if necessary. Multi-tasking queen!
If you need a mug that can hold your sass, your sanity, and your morning brew—Clancy and I agree: this one’s worth a strut to the checkout.
Would absolutely buy again. Unless Clancy claims this one as his. Then I’m buying two.
