We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

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For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Cluck You Very Much Garden Flag

Nothing says “welcome” like a polite middle feather. The Cluck You Very Much garden flag is bold, weather-resistant polyester with a pole hem—ready to fly by the coop, on the porch, or right at the driveway for maximum effect. 

Why You’ll Love It

  • Backyard-tough: Weather-resistant polyester that pops in sun and drizzle.

  • Easy to hang: Pole hem fits standard garden flag stands.

  • Maximum message: Sarcasm you can see from the road.

    • Size: 12" x 17"
  • Where it works: Coop gate, porch post, driveway—your call.

Notes

  • Pole not included.

  • Bring indoors during extreme storms to extend life.

Shipping & Timing

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Welcome? We'll see."