We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

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For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Cluck You Very Much Dad Hat

Perfect for chores, shade naps, or silently judging at the farmer’s market. The Cluck You Very Much dad hat is low-profile and unstructured with breathable cotton twill, a curved visor, and a bold graphic that says it so you don’t have to. Adjustable strap for the perfect fit; sarcasm sold separately.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Low-profile comfort: Unstructured cotton twill that actually breathes.

  • Curved visor: Sun out, side-eye in.

  • Adjustable strap: One hat, many heads—dial it in.

  • Bold graphic: Your inside voice, on the outside.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Cozy shade. Louder message.”