Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
$49.00
Built for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Keepers need boundaries—so does everyone else. This sturdy Clancy Crowed It magnet spells it out:
“If you haven’t had coffee yet, don’t talk to your rooster.”
Big yellow text, grumpy rooster art, and unapologetic keeper energy—ready for fridges, feed bins, and any metal surface where mornings start too early.
Pre-dawn chore warriors, caffeine minimalists, and anyone who wants a polite (but loud) do-not-disturb for feathered and human family alike.
Size: 4″ × 4″ square magnet
Print: bold, fade-resistant full-color design
Hold: strong magnetic backing for fridges, cabinets, feed bins, whiteboards
Finish: smooth, easy-wipe surface
Note: Some stainless fridges aren’t magnetic—test a corner before you commit your prime real estate.
Stick to a clean, dry metal surface. Press firmly at the corners to set. Reposition anytime—no residue, just attitude.
Wipe with a soft, damp cloth; dry immediately. Avoid harsh cleaners and prolonged outdoor exposure for longest life.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—made just for you.
Produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your cart includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“If you haven’t had coffee yet, don’t talk to your rooster.”
