Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Most décor is cute. This one’s a declaration. The Clancy Approved garden flag is for keepers who’ve earned their stripes (and probably lost a few feathers along the way). Weather-resistant polyester, a clean, high-contrast design, and a pole hem for easy hanging—because doing it right doesn’t need frills.
Flock bosses who choose substance over fluff, preservation-minded keepers, and anyone proud to run a coop with no shortcuts (and definitely no hatchery-catalog birds).
Fabric: 100% polyester—lightweight, weather-resistant
Finish: pole hem fits most standard garden flag stands
Print: bold, high-visibility Clancy Approved design
Use: yard, garden, porch, or right by the coop
Note: flag only—pole/stand not included
Size: 12" x 17"
Spot clean with mild soap and cold water. Air dry flat. Do not bleach. Store fully dry between seasons.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It
“Standards first. Then snacks. Approved.”
