We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Clancy Approved Cuffed Beanie

Coop chores don’t stop when temps drop—and neither does your sarcasm. The Clancy Approved cuffed beanie keeps your head warm while broadcasting that your poultry practices pass Clancy’s extremely judgmental standards. Soft, snug, sunrise-to-lockup ready.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Warm + soft: 100% Turbo Acrylic—cozy, hypoallergenic.

  • Ear coverage: 12" cuffed knit for real cold, real chores.

  • One-size ease: Stretchy rib knit, unisex fit.

  • Receipts: Front embroidered “Clancy Approved” badge.

Specs

  • Material:100% Turbo Acrylic

  • Length: 12" cuffed knit

  • Fit: Unisex, one size

  • Sourcing: Responsibly sourced blanks from Vietnam/Bangladesh

Care

Hand wash cold; lay flat to dry. No bleach, no high heat. Don’t iron directly on embroidery.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Warm head. Cooler takes. Approved.”