Chickens Before Coffee 11 oz Ceramic Mug

Start your morning the keeper way: chickens first, caffeine second. The Chickens Before Coffee ceramic mug features our original art on one side and a bossy rooster (“Wake Up, Human!”) on the other—perfect for pre-dawn chores or a 3 p.m. rescue pour.

Who It’s For

Sunrise egg collectors, school-line sprinters, feed-store philosophers, and anyone who refuses to speak in full sentences before cup one.

What’s Included / Specs

• Material: durable ceramic with glossy finish

• Print: double-sided—keeper vibes + rooster sass

• Size:11 oz 3.8″  tall × 3.2″  diameter

• Use: dishwasher- and microwave-safe

• Design: bold, high-contrast artwork that actually wakes you up

Care

Top-rack dishwasher recommended for longest print life. Microwave safe. Avoid abrasive scrubbers to keep the gloss shining.

Eco-Conscious Production

Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.

Shipping & Timing (POD)

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It
“Coffee is a side quest. Chickens are the main storyline.”