Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Chickens Before Coffee 11 oz Ceramic Mug

Start your morning the keeper way: chickens first, caffeine second. The Chickens Before Coffee ceramic mug features our original art on one side and a bossy rooster (“Wake Up, Human!”) on the other—perfect for pre-dawn chores or a 3 p.m. rescue pour.

Who It’s For

Sunrise egg collectors, school-line sprinters, feed-store philosophers, and anyone who refuses to speak in full sentences before cup one.

What’s Included / Specs

  • Material: durable ceramic with glossy finish

  • Print: double-sided—keeper vibes + rooster sass

  • Sizes:

    • 11 oz: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) tall × 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter

    • 15 oz: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) tall × 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter

  • Use: dishwasher- and microwave-safe

  • Design: bold, high-contrast artwork that actually wakes you up

Care

Top-rack dishwasher recommended for longest print life. Microwave safe. Avoid abrasive scrubbers to keep the gloss shining.

Eco-Conscious Production

Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.

Shipping & Timing

Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.

Clancy Crowed It
“Coffee is a side quest. Chickens are the main storyline.”