Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
$49.00
Built for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Warm up your mornings with a little winter cheer. The Chicken Snowflakes White Glossy Mug is sturdy, bright, and ready for coffee, tea, or cocoa on the chilliest coop days. The vibrant print pops against a glossy finish and holds up to real life—microwave and dishwasher included.
Holiday market regulars, cocoa-at-coop romantics, and any chicken lover who wants a mug that feels like a snow day (minus the frozen waterers).
Material: durable ceramic with glossy white finish
Sizes:
11 oz: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) tall × 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
15 oz: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) tall × 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter
20 oz: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) tall × 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter
Use: microwave- and dishwasher-safe
Design: festive Chicken Snowflakes graphic
Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended for longest print life). Microwave safe. Avoid abrasive scrubbers to keep the gloss shining.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Hot mug, warm hands, fewer opinions about frozen waterers.”
