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Chicken Sh!t Everywhere Garden Flag

Let the world know: chickens are great—and they come with extras. The Chicken Sh!t Everywhere garden flag is lightweight, weather-resistant, and impossible to ignore. Hang it by the coop, porch, or garden and watch neighbors nod in weary solidarity.

Who It’s For

Backyard flock keepers with a sense of humor, HOA survivors who enjoy tasteful chaos, and anyone tired of pretending those little “gifts” aren’t everywhere.

What’s Included / Specs

  • Fabric: 100% polyester—lightweight, weather-resistant

  • Size:12" x 17"
  • Finish: pole hem for easy hanging on most standard garden flag stands

  • Print: bold, full-color design made to turn heads

  • Use: outdoor display in yard, garden, or by the coop

  • Note: flag only—pole/stand not included

How to Use / What to Expect

Slide the pole through the hemmed sleeve and stake it where it’ll get smiles (and maybe a few side-eyes). Colors hold up great outdoors; mild fading can happen after long, sunny seasons—bring the flag in during extreme weather to extend its life.

Care

Spot clean with mild soap and cold water. Air dry. Do not bleach. Store fully dry between seasons.

Eco-Conscious Production

Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

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