We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Bawk Bawk, Bitch Garden Flag

Some garden flags whisper “welcome.”
This one kicks the coop door off the hinges. Made from weather-resistant polyester, the Bawk Bawk, Bitch garden flag is for yards run by birds and keepers with a sense of humor. Hang it by the coop, over the porch, or next to the mailbox you’ve stopped repainting. It lets the world know: chickens live here—and they’re not quiet about it

Who It’s For

Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), neighbors who already know what time your rooster crows, and anyone who wants a funny chicken garden flag that can take some weather and keep clucking.

What’s Included / Specs

  • Material:weather-resistant polyester (durable print, everyday outdoor use)

  • Use: yard, porch, coop area, mailbox post

  • Compatibility: fits standard garden-flag poles/stakes (pole not included)

  • Size:12" x 17"

Care

For longest life, bring indoors during extreme wind or prolonged bad weather. Spot clean with mild soap and water; air dry. Avoid bleach and high heat.

Eco-Conscious Production

Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—made just for you.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It
“If the HOA has notes, bring cookies. Then hang it higher.”