We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Bawk Bawk, Bitch Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

She’s not bossy. She’s loud, confident, and absolutely done explaining herself—to roosters, people, or poultry Facebook groups. The Bawk Bawk, Bitch women’s tee is soft, drapey, and built for head-hen energy. Toss scratch, side-eye the feed aisle, and let the shirt handle introductions.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Buttery-soft: 4.2 oz/yd² combed, ring-spun cotton (heather blends vary).

  • Relaxed fit: Easy silhouette with a flattering drape.

  • Made to move: Pre-shrunk, side-seamed for shape that lasts.

  • Bold graphic: Loud without lifting a finger.

Fit & Care

  • Fit: True relaxed; size down for closer fit, up for extra slouch.

  • Care: Turn inside out; machine wash cold, gentle. Tumble low or hang dry. Don’t iron the print.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Say less. Bawk more.”

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12 7 ¾
M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16 8 ¼
L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20 8 ¾
XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24 9 ½
2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28 10 ¼
3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32 10 ¾