We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Bawk Bawk, Bitch Unisex T-Shirt

Not all chickens are sweet. Some have side-eye and spurs—and this tee matches that energy. Ultra-soft, lightweight, and ready for coop checks or brunch. Throw it on, set the tone, let the shirt talk.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Soft & light: 4.2 oz/yd² combed, ring-spun cotton (heathers may include poly).

  • Classic unisex fit: Easy, everyday silhouette.

  • Pre-shrunk & side-seamed: Holds shape after repeats.

  • Bold graphic: “Bawk Bawk, Bitch” front print.

Fit & Care

  • Fit: True to size; size up for extra room.

  • Care: Turn inside out; machine wash cold, gentle. Tumble low or hang dry. Don’t iron the print.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Subtle? Never met her.”

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57