Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
If you’ve ever turned a quick errand into a coop consult, this is your shirt. The Ask Me About My Chickens tee is soft, lightweight, and just stretchy enough to move with chores—then cleans up nicely for the feed store or farmers’ market. The bold back print does the talking while the front stays clean for an easy, everyday look. Throw it on, expect questions, and enjoy converting strangers to chicken math.
Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), 4-H families, fair-goers, and feed-store regulars who need an instant icebreaker; market vendors and backyard flock mentors who field coop questions on aisle five; and anyone who wants a funny chicken tee that actually feels good all day.
Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors include polyester)
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—breathable and easy to layer
Build: pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a lasting fit
Fit: unisex; choose your usual size or check the size guide below
Print placement: back print design; Cluck It All Farms logo on the front
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Avoid bleach and fabric softeners to keep the graphic crisp.
This tee is made to order, which helps reduce overproduction and waste while keeping designs fresh.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Warning: wear this and you’re giving strangers permission to talk chickens. Pack opinions.”
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |