Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Hydrate like a keeper on a mission. This 32 oz (950 ml) stainless steel water bottle keeps drinks at the right temp while the Ask Me About My Chickens design does what it always does—starts conversations. The vacuum-insulated, double-walled build helps hot stay hot and cold stay cold, and the wide-mouth foldable straw makes quick sips easy. Toss it in the truck, take it to the run, or bring it to the market—there’s a rotating carry handle for grab-and-go and an anti-slip patch to keep it steady when you set it down.
Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), market vendors and fair-goers who live on refills, and anyone who wants a sturdy, conversation-starting bottle that actually gets used daily.
Material: double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
Capacity: 32 oz (950 ml)
Dimensions: Height 9.92" (25.2 cm) • Diameter 3.54" (9 cm)
Finish & features: glossy finish, rotating handle, anti-slip patch, wide-mouth foldable straw lid
Care: hand-wash only; not dishwasher or microwave safe
For best performance, pre-chill (cold drinks) or pre-warm (hot drinks) with water for a few minutes.
Use the foldable straw for spill-resistant sipping; keep the bottle upright in bags.
If filling with very hot liquids, vent the lid and sip carefully.
Not recommended for carbonated beverages with a straw lid.
This bottle is made to order, which reduces overproduction and waste—thanks for choosing the sustainable route.
Printed/assembled on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“If your water tastes ‘mysteriously farmy,’ clean the straw. That’s where the gremlins live.”
Size guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
32 oz | 3 ½ | 9 ⅞ | 10 ¾ | 3 ⅛ |