Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Casual, comfortable, and just loud enough to invite chicken talk. The Ask Me About My Chickens dad hat is your everyday grab for errands, market days, and coop check-ins—soft chino cotton twill, low-profile fit, and that classic curved brim you don’t have to fight with. It wears like your favorite hat from day one and tells the world exactly what you’re about.
Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), 4-H families and fair-goers who live for coop chat, market vendors and backyard flock mentors who field questions in every aisle, and anyone who wants a funny chicken hat that actually gets worn all day.
Material: 100% chino cotton twill—soft and breathable
Build: low-profile, unstructured 6-panel with 3⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
Venting: six embroidered eyelets for airflow
Closure: adjustable strap with antique buckle for a dialed-in fit
Style: classic curved brim; unisex
Adjust the strap for a snug-but-comfy fit; curve the brim to taste.
Expect minor color/placement variation from screen to final print—normal for on-demand production.
Works for chores or town; shade that actually stays put.
Spot clean or hand wash cold. Air dry. Avoid bleach and high heat. Do not iron directly on the design.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—small-batch on purpose.
This item is made to order and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your cart includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Conversation starter included. Hat hair optional.”