Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Wind, rain, and scratch-happy birds? Not today. The Anti-Soil Trough Shield snaps onto your 22 lb Galvanized Cone Feeder to block blow-in debris and splash-in rain, so feed stays clean, dry, and actually eaten.
Backyard keepers and small farms tired of soggy crumble, gritty pellets, and paying for feed that turns into compost.
Weather guard: Forms a barrier against rain, wind, and dust so feed stays appetizing.
Waste cutter: Cleaner trough = less spoilage, fewer pests, and fewer “why is this muddy?” moments.
Easy install: Purpose-built for the 22 lb cone feeder—attach and go.
Flock-friendly: Keeps feed accessible while protecting the tray from the elements.
Coop-tough: Durable, weather-resistant build stands up to pecks, nudges, and daily refills.
Designed specifically for 22 lb Galvanized Cone Feeders.(Not a universal shield—check your feeder size/model before ordering.)
Also pictured: Feed saver grill
Brush off dust, rinse, and air-dry. Use mild detergent as needed. Inspect seasonally; if bent or cracked, repair or replace—protection only works when intact.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Let the weather hit the shield, not your feed.”
