Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Available Breeds

Hatching Eggs

Day Old Chicks

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

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Clancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.

Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

$55.00 USD

Built for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.

Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers

Chicken Lover Apparel

Kitchen Cluckery

Gifts & Gear

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

$64.25 USD

The only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.

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8" Rubber Stretch Chicken Toy

$2.50 USD $5.00 USD

Stretchy Farmyard Fun: This 8-inch Rubber Stretch Chicken Toy combines the charm of a classic farmyard chicken with a hilarious, interactive twist.
Durable and Flexible: Designed to withstand enthusiastic play, it's perfect for tugging, pulling, and squeezing without losing its shape.
Versatile Play Companion: Whether it's a hit at children's parties, a fun stress-reliever in the office, or a quirky addition to your home decor, this chicken is ready for any setting.
Endless Entertainment: Its unique stretchability offers an element of surprise, ensuring the fun stays fresh and engaging with every pull.
Laughter-Inducing Toy: More than just a simple plaything, this chicken is a joy-generating tool that brings laughter and light-heartedness to both kids and adults alike.
Long-Lasting Amusement: Built for repeated use, this rubber chicken promises to be a durable companion in any quest for fun.

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