Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Available Breeds

HEN PICKED

Hatching Eggs

Day Old Chicks

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

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Clancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.

Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

$55.00 USD

Built for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.

Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers

Chicken Lover Apparel

Kitchen Cluckery

Gifts & Gear

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

$64.25 USD

The only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.

8" Rubber Stretch Chicken Toy

$2.50 USD $5.00 USD

Stretchy Farmyard Fun: This 8-inch Rubber Stretch Chicken Toy combines the charm of a classic farmyard chicken with a hilarious, interactive twist.
Durable and Flexible: Designed to withstand enthusiastic play, it's perfect for tugging, pulling, and squeezing without losing its shape.
Versatile Play Companion: Whether it's a hit at children's parties, a fun stress-reliever in the office, or a quirky addition to your home decor, this chicken is ready for any setting.
Endless Entertainment: Its unique stretchability offers an element of surprise, ensuring the fun stays fresh and engaging with every pull.
Laughter-Inducing Toy: More than just a simple plaything, this chicken is a joy-generating tool that brings laughter and light-heartedness to both kids and adults alike.
Long-Lasting Amusement: Built for repeated use, this rubber chicken promises to be a durable companion in any quest for fun.

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